Steven Stegman

Intro: D [Verso 1] D They rounded the corner and much to their chagrin C They saw the man in up to his chin D He boiled so long he began his transformation C D Red in the face with heat prostration [Verso 2] D Maddy said, I think he's dead! C Abi said, no, his face is still red D Vinnie pined, What a horrible scene! C Jerek chimed, No cap, he needs sunscreen. [Refrão] A Bald man in the hot tub G Wishing somebody would bring him some grub A Kids know he just wants a beer G D But are too afraid to get too near! [Verso 3] D Sammy wanted to just leave him be C Then Dillon hollered out, "I have to pee!" D The bald mad stirred and peered with a grin C He offerred a wave and said, "Come on in!" D D Nathan giggled, Hes kinda creepy! C Laura replied, no, hes just a little bit geeky! D The kids all decided to finally give it a try, C but then along comes Ryan with that look in his eye. [Refrão] A Bald man in the hot tub G Wishing somebody would bring him some grub A Kids know he just wants a beer G D But are too afraid to get too near! [Verso 4] D Lukie decided to pass on this float C and asked if he could escape on a boat D Debbie and Susan thought he was naked! C Then Shelley called out, "Daaavvviiiddddd!!" D Clarky bummed a cigar and said, "The bubbles look great!" C The man confirmed they're from the tacos he'd ate! D Ryan jumped in and let out with a whoop! C And affirmed Nirvana with a beep, bop, boop! [Refrão] A Bald man in the hot tub G Wishing somebody would bring him some grub A Kids know he just wants a beer G D But are too afraid to get too near! A Bald man in the hot tub G Wishing somebody would bring him some grub A Kids know he just wants a beer G D But are too afraid to get too near!