Smokey Dokey

C Back Home My Friend I have often been F C Searching both far and near C Hoping day to day some might come my way G F C But in vain as it's just not here C Now I understand out in Amsterdam C F All these smokers they're roaming free F C So I left the States and the herb debates G F C So that for myself I could see... C F G F C verse 1 C At the smoking venue I looked at the menu C G To see what was on display G I knew quite fast I would have a blast G C Just sampling would take all day C So feeling cool I pulled of a stool C F For I had money to spare F C At a third past four she opened the drawer G C To show me all of the wares C A Euro joint is a hashish roll C G But they have a way to make it like a cone G Did you know that it saves the soul G C When that techno-crap is what sets the tone C Don't be hasty, enjoy the taste C F In the absence of stems and seeds F C Soon I found that this is the town G C And that here they have the best weed C F Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that G F C You can't remember your name C F G F C C They had Merry Crystal, and Wonder Gold C G Jack Herer and Victory were also sold G White Widow, Bubble Gum and Power P G C Northern Lights and New ICC C Caramel and Cashmere, Super Pollen, Red Hair C F Orange Blood and Super Skunk F C Blackbeard's Bounty even Humboldt County G C Of these one toke is enough C They had Santa Maria and Manali Cream C G K2, Sheeba and G-13 G Blue Berry, Purple Mary, Silver Haze G C All of these will leave you in a daze C If the red eyeballs you would like to slay C F This is cause for the Black Bombay F C Buddha's Sister like a mighty twister G C Will leave you in disarray C F Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that G F C You can't remember your name C F G F C C Hash joint, weed joint or smoking in a bowl C G Pack it up high with Acapulco Gold G Or you can use a fancy water pipe G C Smoke all day you're gonna get real tight C Up from bed for some Panama Red C F It's good for a wake and bake F C But if your lungs are choking from all night of smoking G C You can eat the space cake (I ate it) C Gazing out from the coffee shops C G There were people they smoking right in front of cops G And drinking coffee and writing songs G C Take another hit from the fancy bong C Everything a good viper needs C F So again the menu you read and read F C Take time to play with a girl paid to lay C G C And then you have more coffee and weed C F Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that G F C You can't remember your name C F G F C C Finally the time had come to me C G To head on back to my own country G But what would I do if I still had some G C There must be a way that I could take it home C The customs people had their eyes on me C F But I walked right through with a grin F C For I brought back some hash in the crack of my ass G C That I could share with my friends C F Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that G F C You can't remember your name C F G F C