Signs

C Bm A G And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply D Bm G A So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why Bm G He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do D A G A So I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you CHORUS D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs D C G Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind A G Do this, don't do that C Can't you read the sign? And the sign says all trespassers will be shot on sight So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right You put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner CHORUS And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside solo over chord progression And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray And at the end of it all they passed the plate around and I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine CHORUS