Shock Treatment

Intro: Dm Dm A man should call the toss F Wear the pants, and be the boss C A man should be the drink Bb A For his own damn sake Dm And men should the misters F And the masters of their sisters C A man should be the reason Bb A For a heart to break Dm A man should cut the lawn F Change the tire, mend the worn C A man should never wait Bb A To oil a rusting gate Dm Men should hold the key positions F In our country's great traditions C A man should put the food Bb A Upon the family plate D So, be moral Don't quarrel G A Fair and square is best D Let me alert you That virtue won't hurt you Or desert you B F# A If you wear hair on your chest G A D Bm So always remember to follow the rules G Box clever Em And jocks never A Dm Hock another jock's tools Dm A man should wax a car F Fix a fuse, and tend the bar C A man should like his brow Bb A To be wet with sweat Dm Men should know the right occasions F To indulge in tax evasions C A man should know the settings Bb A That his spark plugs get D G Faggots are maggots F# A D Thank God I'm a man