Shelfish

Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste Shellfish By Ceri Haggett [Verse] Bm In Our Bathroom We Have One Big Shelf G She Has One Side And There's One For Myself A Honestly I Couldn't Keep A Straight Face Bm When She Suggested I Was Taking up Too Much Space When She's Got Bm Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel Cleaner G One A Day Tablets To Make Her Look Leaner A There's Foot Cream, Body Butter, Lip Balm A Face Mask Bm Bubble Bath, Bath Crystals, Bath Bombs, Don't Ask Bm Tea Tree And Witch Hazel Foaming Face Scrub G A Little Rubber Ducky For Her Big Bath Tub A There's Primers, Polish, Files For Her Nails Bm All For Fifty Pence In The January Sales Bm Copy Perfumes From A Guy Named Keith, G False Nails, False Eye Lashes, Even False Teeth A There's Foaming Shower Mousse, Anti Wrinkle Cream Bm Blackhead Remover That Works By Steam. Bm Four Gold Earrings Which I Found In The Hoover G There's Tresemme, L'oreal, And Maker Up Remover A Panteon, Garnier, Shwartzkopff Finesse Bm Nine Hair Brushes And Her Hair's A Fucking Mess [Chorus] G A And I'm Hogging The Shelf She Thinks G When On My Side Of The Shelf There's A One Lonely Tin Of Lynx [Verse 2] Bm She Got A Pack Of Round Plasters For The Back Of Her Shoe G And Three Hair Straightners And Dry Shampoo A There's Wet Wipes, Dry Wipes, Baby Powder, Tampax Bm This Ain't Made Up These Are The Facts Bm There's Imperfection Purifying Hydrating Gel G Sickly Perfumes Which Make A Sickly Smell A There's Gucci, Armani, Diesel, Dior Bm Hugo Boss, Poison, Wait There's More Bm She Got White Linen, Alden, Joop, Calvin Klein G Channel Numbers One, Two, Three, Four And Five A She's Got Teeth Whitener Floss, A Single Blade Bic Bm A Shower Gel, A Shower Cap, What A Shower Of Shit [Chorus] G A And I'm Hogging The Shelf She Thinks G When On My Side Of The Shelf There's A One Lonely Tin Of Lynx [Verse 3] Bm She Got Hairspray With Keratin And Extra Firm Hold G It's Got Extra Shine Extra Volumising Good To Go A With Heat Defence Frizz Free Volumising Coiff Bm Do Yourself A Favour,, Shave The Fucker Off Bm She Got A Fan Brush, Powder Brush, A Blusher Brush, A Liner Brush G And One For Down Below She Keeps A Little Hush Hush A Consealer, Cleaner, Serum, Vasaline, Bm Face Peel, Lip Liner, Factory Fifty Sunscreen Bm Mascara, Nail Files And Acne Pads G Sometimes I Wish I'd Married One Of The Lads A There's Lip Gloss, Primers, Little Cotton Balls Bm Femfresh Spray For Her Little Cotton Smalls [Chorus] G A And I'm Hogging The Shelf She Thinks G When On My Side Of The Shelf There's A One Lonely Tin Of Lynx