Sassy Britches

Simplificar Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: GCapotraste: Sem capotraste [Verse 1] G Em Ebaug D Bbaug I once knew a girl named Sassy Britches G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug And she would call my name three thousand times a day G Em Ebaug D Bbaug She was running 'round town burning bridges G Em C7 Now my ride home's never quite the same [Verse 2] G Em Ebaug D Bbaug I once knew a girl named Sassy Britches G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug And I swear unto you it's her God-given name G Em Ebaug D Bbaug I told her friends they're stuck-up bitches G Em C And now my napkin's soaked with bloodstains [Pre-Chorus] F C The more you learn the less you know Eb G I'll bet everything is fine Eb G I'll bet everything is fine F C The more you see the less you show [Chorus] G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb C Csus4 This shit happens all the time [Verse 3] G Em Ebaug D Bbaug Her family showered me with countless riches G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug Yet I'm in a bit of a bind, I need much more than that G Em Ebaug D Bbaug Maybe I could sell her cooking, classy (tasty) delicious dishes G Em C Then give my spiel about how it's imported [Pre-Chorus] F C The less you seed the more you grow Eb G I'll bet nothing is on time Eb G I'll bet nothing's ever on time F C The more you see the less you show [Chorus] G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G I need something I can't find Eb G Oh yeah, everything is fine D G This shit happens all the time Eb C Csus4 This shit happens all the time [Break] G F#m F G F#m F G F#m F G F#m F [Verse 4] G Em Ebaug D Bbaug I still know a girl named Sassy Britches G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug And her voice comforts me flying right through thin air G Em Ebaug D Bbaug Now I've taken time off work to protest her wishes G Em C7 But no one's ever around, is there anyone there, anyone there? [Pre-Chorus] F C The more you learn the less you know Eb G I'll bet you're all out of line Eb G I'll bet you're all out of line F C The more you reap the more you owe [Chorus] G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb G This shit happens all the time D G Oh yeah, everything is fine Eb C This shit happens all the time [Outro] G Eb Oh Miss Britches, sassy and sweet G Dm Tell me what more could a young girl be? G Eb I've got a punk rock band called Love G Dm We've got songs that consist of G Eb 8-bar sections, gritty and brash G Dm We got a gig opening for The Clash G Eb Everyone clowned us, Sassy, oh, Sassy C What makes a punk rocker treat us so nasty? C Mountain Dew and a pierced eardrum What makes a punk rocker act so dumb? C Velvet postcards I'll send ya, Miss Britches G C Bit my tongue and received nine stitches G C Bitches and hoes always come to the shows G C G Popping sugar and butterscotch in the nose and it shows C 'Cause they'll lose their hair like Ted Danson G C Snatch up all the kiddies and then hold 'em all for ransom G C Burnin' all your bridges and then build 'em back with plastic G C Little old ladies makin' cookies from elastic G C Ha, and it don't stop there! G C Ex-bass players all have blue hair G C Boo-boop-be-doop-a-shang-a-lang-Cocoa-Puff G C Kurt Haggadorn has a Self Big Muff G C Betcha makes ya dizzy watch the big wax spin G C Turn it up to 20, just a suggestion