Rocky Horror Picture Show

E D#-E F#-G G#-A How do you do? I See you've met my D#-E G G A Faithful handy-man D#-E F#-G G#-A He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked D#-E G G A He thought you were the candyman D#-E F#-G G#-A Don't get strung out, by the way I look D#-E G G A Don't judge a book by its cover D#-E F#-G I'm not much of a man by the light of day G#-A E But, by night I'm one hell of a lover B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania E G Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound A E You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy E G Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal A E We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie E G BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? A E We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET: Right!! E G BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car A E We don't want to be any worry E G FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that? A E Well, babies, don't you panic E G By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright A E I'll get you a Satanic mechanic! B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania (hard stop, chords struck hard and short) E G Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!) A E I could show you my favorite .. . obsession E G I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan A E and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension" B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania (spoken, chords struck hard and short) E G So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab E I see you shiver with antici.. . pation E G But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame (end loudly on E) So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!