Pussy Heaven

A D F#m Bm Oh the shoes that I wear, cost nine cents an hour, E A Which ain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm there, D F#m Bm They retire when they're twenty, with a house on a fjord, E E E A And when they're out of money they just go and get some more, D F#m Bm Bm And if you think it though you'll find as I've found, E E A There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round. A D F#m Bm And if all the Chinese hit the brakes at one time, E E E A The whole goddamn planet, would stop on a dime, D F#m Bm Bm The one side would burn up, and the other side would freeze, E E E A So if you feel the need to pity someone you can pity me. D F#m Bm Bm And if you think it though you'll find as I've found, E E A There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round. A D F#m Bm And the moral of this story is perfectly clear, E E E A While one guy walks the other sits on daddy's lap and steers, D F#m Bm Bm The one cup's made of silver and the other's made of clay, E E E A The rich don't ever seem to know they're rich anyway, D F#m Bm Bm And if you think it though you'll find as I've found, E E A There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round. A D F#m Bm And if we all bred ponies or sailed boats across the sea, E E E A Imagine for a minute what a mess that would be, D F#m Bm Bm Cause who would drive the garbage trucks, and who would sing the blues, E E E A And how could guys like me afford, to buy a pair of shoes, D F#m Bm Bm And if you think it though you'll find as I've found, E E A There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round. D F#m Bm Bm And if you think it though you'll find as I've found, E E A There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.