Pussy Cat Song

F F/C My pussy cat was scratching on my back door Scratched so long poor pussy got sore C C/G Sore pussy..ooohhhh N.C. Sore..pussy ooohhh F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My pussy cat was sittin on the front step It started to rain and my pussy got wet C C/G Wet pussy...ohhhhh N.C. Sore, wet..pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot C C/G Hot pussy..ohhhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot...pussy.. F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cat was in the shower washing his hair accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair C C/G Bald pussy...ohhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My friends took my cat out drinking last night they got drunk and the pussy got tight C C/G Tight pussy...ohhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight...pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil ran in the garage and got covered in oil C C/G Lubricated pussy..oohhhhhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken Now my pussy is finger licken C C/G good pussy...ohhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good...pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cat fell on my grill I got two buns and I ate my fill C C/G Eating pussy..oohhhhhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cat was walking by the water well but he got too close and then he fell C C/G Deep pussy..oohhhhhh N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free C C/G Free pussy N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cats kind of chubby and overweight tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take C C/G Fat pussy N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk He musn't have known it was home to a skunk... C C/G Stinky pussy N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, pussy F Just a friendly little cat F F/C My cat was out playing chasing down a toad My kitty got a little too close to the road C C/G bloody pussy N.C. Sore, wet, hot, bald, tight, lubricated, good, eating, deep, free, fat, stinky, bloody pussy F Just a friendly little cat F Just a friendly little cat Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.