Punch and Judy

F#m D F#m D B E F#m D B E F# A B D Punch, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy F# A Washing machine, pinstripe dream, stripped the gloss from a beauty queen B D Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy F# A Found our nest in The Daily Express, met the vicar in a holy vest B D Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy F# A Brought up the children Church of E, now I vegetate with a colour TV B D Worst ever thing that ever happened to me, oh for D.I.V.O.R.C.E. F# D C#m Bm A Ab C#m Oh, Judy F#m D What ever happened to pillow fights? B E C# What ever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights F#m D What ever happened to Lover's Lane? B E C# F#m What ever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain? F# A Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy B D Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch F# A Curling tongs, Mogadons, "I got a headache, baby, don't take so long" B D Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread F# A "Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube? Who forgot to flush the loo? B D Leave your sweaty socks outside the door, don't walk across my polished floor" F# D C#m Bm A Ab C#m Oh, Judy F#m D Whatever happened to morning smiles? B E C# Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles? F#m D Whatever happened to twinkling eyes? B E C# F#m Whatever happened to hard fast drives, compliments on unnatural size? F# A Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy B D Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch F# A Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk B D Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy F# A World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free B D No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more F#m D B E F#m D B E F#m Goodbye Judy