Pokemon City Limits

D# (Bb) Cm Chelsea’s only memory of meeting her grandfather D# Cm Was Christmas ‘91 at a pub in Denby Dale D# Going through the motions of an early family trip, Cm distracted by her Gameboy chewing on her bottom lip D# Cm She couldn’t comprehend the nature of their stay Bb And in his youth he’d been formidable, G# D# but the sickness left him skeletal and frail. As the grown-ups buried hatchets and did their best to make their peace Chelsea was oblivious, blissfully at ease Until the old man started ranting about LaMont and Hesseltine And as the fire in his belly rose, it captured her attention for the first and only time And he looked at her, and he gave her some advice And it stuck with her, it was simple and precise. Cm Bb D# G# He told her “Never trust a tory, they’ll betray you when it matters Cm Bb D# G# They will scramble to the top and then they’ll kick away the ladder, hinny Cm Bb D# G# Never trust a tory, or a tory in disguise, Cm Bb D# You can see it when you look them in the eye” It’s been over twenty years since they put him in the ground He died on Christmas day and looking back it’s really quite profound How those words have stuck with her, how they’ve influenced her life How they trace a track of lineage; a genealogy implied And she knows it’s kind of cynical and tribal to think along those lines But time and time again she’s seen the old fella proven right. Cm Bb D# G# “Never trust a tory, they’ll betray you when it matters Cm Bb D# G# They will scramble to the top and then they’ll kick away the ladder, Cm Bb G# Never trust a tory, or a tory in disguise, Cm Bb G# Yeah you can see it when you look them in the eye Cm Bb G# So just make sure you look the bastard in the eye