Poison Ivy

[Verso 1] B So you're walking through the woods in the US of A E Got your booty shorts on like you do every day F# B You get your bare feet rocking, letting the dogs hang out B You got your shirt off too cause it's 100 degrees E Berry picking cause you got a hunger to feed F# B this is what being free is all about [Refrão] E You're kicking through the forest out on your own B Ab7 If you remember one thing then remember this poem F# F# If you see three leaves better let it be B cause it's poison ivy [Verso 2] B So you're hiking through Australia to a beauty spot E You ain't wearing nothing but your booty shorts F# B Just you and the sand and the sun on the back of your neck B When out of the corner of your eye E You see a little windy cunt, a slithering guy F# B You can cross his path or you can turn around and head back [Refrão] E You're kicking through the outback out on your own B Ab7 If you remember one thing then remember this poem F# F# If the red touches yella, it'll kill a fella B That's a fackin coral snake {Solo} radadadada dadadadada radadaramdadabada [Verso 3] B So you're picking through the wreckage of humanity's hubris E You've found a stockpile of salt and canned food F# B Filling your pockets as much as your booty shorts will allow B Your saliva glands ache at the sight of this meal E When up the back of your neck runs a shivering thrill F# B There is something amiss, a presence malignant and foul [Refrão] E So you're kicking through the deadzone out on your own B Ab7 If you remember one thing then remember this poem F# F# If it bleeds black flies, cover your eyes F# F# If it smells like sulphur, don't let it touch ya F# If it burns with cold fire, free your heart from desire F# B Those are lucifer's heralds E Baby it's as easy as 1 2 3 B Ab7 My mnemonics got you jogging all your memories F# F# If you see three leaves better let it be B cause it's poison ivy!