Penguin, James Penguin

A Well the reindeer pull the sleigh E/G# C#m And the elves make the toys F#m B Those are the stories that are well known to all E Little girls and boys A But I've got another story E/G# C#m That I bet you haven't heard F#m Did you know that Santa B Has a secret agent bird E A He's Penguin, James Penguin B E That dapper little guy A E C#m Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux F#m B E He's Santa's secret spy B E Have you ever wondered B E How Santa Claus keeps tabs B E How he knows when you've been good F#m B How he knows when you've been bad E A He's Penguin, James Penguin B E That dapper little guy A E C#m Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux F#m B E He's Santa's secret spy Violin & Steel Guitar Solo E A B E A E C#m F#m B E B E From an undisclosed location B E He's watching me and you B E He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks F#m B Yeah he sees everything you do E A He's Penguin, James Penguin B E That dapper little guy A E C#m Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux F#m B E He's Santa's secret spy Guitar Solo E A B E A E C#m F#m B E A G#m Not so very long ago F#m B E Santa didn't need much help A G#m But with more and more kids every year F#m B He soon got overwhelmed A G#m He told the elves one Christmas F#m B E We can't do this anymore F#m Then a knight in shining polyester B Waddled through his door E A And it was Penguin, James Penguin B E He was there to save the day A He had wireless E C#m F#m B And G P S outfitted on the sleigh E A And Santa said Penguin B E Won't you be my ears and eyes A E C#m How'd you like to help me run F#m B E My SC FBI Individual Notes on 6th and 5th strings E-F-F#-G-A-A#-B-C F Bb He's Penguin, James Penguin C F And now I guess you've heard Bb F How Santa got his little Christmas Am C F Secret Agent Bird