Patricia The Stripper

No Capo A She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles D She always gave me the fright of my life A I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol D Mixed with an empty feeling inside Bm It's such a bad idea D E To fall in love with a 'lady of the night' A (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) D Why didn't God give her two left feet Bm D Then she couldn't run away from me A Months go by and I'm alone in bed D While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive A I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie D To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight Bm I go to all this effort D E Just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy A (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) D Why didn't God give her two left feet Bm D Then she couldn't run away from me A (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) D Why didn't God give her two left feet Bm D Then she couldn't run away from me Bm D A E She thinks I'm sad and that's alright Bm D A E But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi Bm D A I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't E Bm She's my coked up Botox girl A E Patricia, Patricia A D Oh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine Bm A So, why can't you come home with me tonight A (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) D Why didn't God give her two left feet Bm D Then she couldn't run away from me