Objects Of Desire

~~ Capo 1 --Intro-- E, B, Badd9, C#m, A, Add9 --Song-- E Since I moved into your place, B one year ago today, C#m our relationship has deepened, A in a spiritual way. E As time swept gently forward, B And winter turned to spring, C#m I know you so much better, A because I fucked all your things. E I put my package in your mailbox, B made love to all your chairs, C#m dropped a load inside your washer, A Went down on all your stairs E I took your cabinets from the front end, B your sofa from behind, C#m I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes, A and then we sixty-nined! E Thanks in advance B C#m for not judging me, or A this aspect of my soul. E B When I dick-smash all C#m of your belongings, A E is when I'm finally whole. (Intro) E I boned your A couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles E and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle. C#m I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits, B and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it. A Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat. E Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that. C#m Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains, B and I licked your stamp collection. (N.C) I dicked your floor for certain! E B I'm glad I got this C#m off my chest. A My soul has taken flight. E B Don't slam the door on your way out C#m darling, A E Because I'm slamming it tonight.