My Year In Lists

verse 1 Bb F You said, "Send me stationary to make me horny" Dm C So I always write you letters in multicolours Bb F Decorating envelopes for foreplay Dm C Damn extended metaphors, I get carried away Bb F On the back of a natural disaster Dm C Fixed with parcel tape and with kids sticking plasters Bb C Nothing says, "I miss you" quite like F War poetry you carved in your door with a Stanley knife [Refrão] Bb C F My year in lists Bb C F Stomping on your fingers as you're clinging on to the abyss Bb C So put on every winter coat that you've owned since '98 F C And every midnight sees the countdown to another awful day Bb I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you F I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you Bb G I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you verse 2 Bb F On your request, I compile a list Dm C Of my top five resolutions for this year (One!) Bb F I declined 'cause I decided that I (Two!) Dm C Do not believe in the New Year anymore (Three!) Bb F And you must confess that at times like these Dm C Hopefulness is tantamount to hopelessness (Four!) Bb F And I accept that it's time for a change Dm C But not in places like this with people like these (Five! Five! Five! Five! Five!) [Refrão] Bb C F My year in lists Bb C F Stomping on your fingers as you're clinging on to the abyss Bb C So put on every winter coat that you've owned since '98 F C And every midnight sees the countdown to another awful day Bb I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you F I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you Bb G I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you