My Wife

[{intro} ] ||: B | B A/B :|| B G My life's in jeopardy G E Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be D Dsus4 D E B I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife is comin' after me C#m Give me police protection, G E Esus4 E Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one D Dsus4 D G Give me a bodyguard, a black belt Judo expert F# (F#7 F F#7 F) With a machine gun. {repeat intro} B G Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane G E Esus4 E When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain D Dsus4 D E She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough B B A/B B To send her half insane C#m G E Esus4 E Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive D Dsus4 D G F#.... I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive. E F# All I did was have a bit too much to drink B C#m C#m B/C#m And I picked the wrong precinct E F# B Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think. ||: B | B A/B :|| {horn for guitar} Ocultar tablatura b|---12--10---| g|---11--9----| {repeat second verse} And I'm oh, so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest sometime So I can get to run some more, yeah! She's comin' She's comin'