My Sad Christmas Song

Intro: C Am Dm F Fa lalalala C Am This is my sad Christmas song C I've had it stuck in my head all day Am long Dm I wrote it in the car on my ride F home Dm Cause I knew I'd walk in the door F and I'd be alone C Why'd I even put up that fuckin' Am tree? C If there's no one here that's gonna Am see Dm Just how pretty she looks on F Christmas Eve Dm Cause there's no one here next to F me (Pause) C This is my sad Christmas song Am So I light another bong Dm I turn on the radio F I binge watch our favorite shows C This year feels kind of lame Am But the last one was the same Dm But the holiday spirit they say F (Pause) Is taking off on a plane C This is my sad Christmas song Am Dm F Fa lalalala C I always thought that Santa was Am kind of cute C There's something about his beard, Am big belly, and boots Dm I left Santa more than cookies this F year Dm I thought he might appreciate a few F beers C That's why I'm always on the Am naughty list C He said cause when I get drunk, I'm Am always showing my tits Dm He leaned in for a kiss and he got F real near Dm I had to stop Santa and say "My true F love ain't here" (Pause) C This is my sad Christmas song Am So I rip another bong Dm I never been good at making plans Next year, F I'm gonna be with my man C My little sister says I'm the Grinch Am But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch Dm Why did you have to go? F (Pause) We were under the mistletoe C This is my sad Christmas song Am Dm Fa lalalala F Fa lalala C Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, Am why did you have to go? Dm Wishing you a Merry Christmas, F know I miss you so C Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, Am why did you have to go? Dm Wishing you a Merry Christmas, F know I miss you so C Am Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Dm F Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) C Am Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Dm Wishing you a Merry Christmas F For a Christmas Song