My Ex Boyfriend

Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: 3rd traste [Verse] E Life Isn’t Quite What I Thought I’d Be When G# C#m I Was A Kid On VOIP, I Thought When I Got Older A Am E I’d Grow Up To Be A Doctor, But Now I’m 23 G# And I Stream For Incels, Broke Up With You Cause C#m You Had Anger Issues, If I Could Change A Single A Am F#m11 Thing, I’d Take Away Your PC… [Chorus] A Am E But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat A Am E You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat A Am And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills E E7 That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills A Am I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This E G# Then Block You As Fast As I Can A Am Owo F#m F#m My Ex Boyfriends An Incel… N.C. Woo! [Instrumental] E G# C#m A Am E G# C#m A Am [Verse] E N.C. So You’ve Met Jared, (of course you’ve met Jared) G# The Guy In The Back Of All My Streams C#m We Hit It Off Instantly, A Am And He Never Asked To See My Feet E Have You Seen His Jawline, Shoulders And Muscles G# Not To Mention His Fashion Sense C#m A Am He’s Really Funny Too, And Absolutely Nothing Like You. E [Bridge] E G# Oh This Isn’t The Dream (Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t C#m A The Dream) No This Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted Am E When I Was 17, Oh This Isn’t The Dream G# C#m (Isn’t The Dream, Isn’t The Dream) No This A Am Isn’t The Dream, I Wanted When I Was 17 E I Don’t Think That You Can Be Saved N.C. Your Psychotic, Insane And Sex Depraved C#m And I Don’t Think That I Deserve All The A Am Harassing Tweets That I’ve Earned E I Hope You Don’t Cause Another Scene G# Like The One You Did When You We’re 23 C#m A Am F#m11 I Hope Micky Mouse Is Okay… [Chorus] A Am E But He’s In My Bed, Your In My Twitch Chat A Am E You Stole The Key From Under My Doormat A Am And Even Though He’s Got Social Skills E E7 That Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Pay My Bills A Am I Guess I’ll Make The Most Of This E G# Then Block You As Fast As I Can A Am Owo F#m F#m My Ex Boyfriends An Incel… E G# C#m A Am E G# I’m Hiding From You Every Day C#m A Am So How On Earth Can You Be Saved? E G# You Message Him A Lot As Well C#m A Am Maybe If You Weren’t Creepy As Hell E G# Because You Scare Me, You’re Insane C#m A Am Your Avatar Is A Picture Of My Face E G# I… Want You To Leave Me Be C#m A Am E Or I’ll Contact My Legal Team (Jason Derulo!) G# I Really Don’t Care C#m A Am Please Stop Asking For My Hair [Outro] E G# C#m A Am E