Modern Love

-7-|-4-5-4-5---4-5-4-------4--4--2---| -9-|-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5--5--5--5--3---| -9-|-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-5--5--6--6--2---| -9-|-----------------5--5--6--6------| -7-|---------------------------------| ---|---------------------------------| {eot} [F]Hey I'm feeling so [Am]dirty, you're looking so [G]clean [F]All you can give me is a [Am]spin in your washing [G]machine [F]I fly off to Rome to my [Dm]prima bella [F]She leaves me in the rain with a [Dm]telescopic umbrella {soc} [C]Ooh the pain [C] [G] [F] -- [C]Modern love can be a strain [C] [G] [Bb] [F] [C]Ooh the pain [C] [G] [F] -- [C]Modern love can be a strain [C] [G] [Bb] [F] {eoc} I trusted my venus was untouched in her shell But the pearls in her system were as tacky as hell For Lady Godiva I came incognito But her driver had stolen her red hot magneto {c: Chorus} {c: Bridge:} [A] [E] [E]I don't know why they leave me in the [C#m]lurch To carry on the [C]search It's driving me [D]up the wall [E]When I have so much [C#m]passion Romance is out of [C]fashion I can't handle [D]Modern love at all {c: Intro, twice} So I worship Diana by the light of the moon When I pull out my pipe she screams out of tune In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa She gives me the wink, then shows me the freezer {c: Chorus, twice} {sot} ~From: Ben Golding <bgg@connect.com.au> {eot}