Misanthropic Drunken Loner

Capo 5 C G My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet Am F a remedy for the aftermath of my habits C G Am sometimes it’s the ones who try to help F that hurt the most C G I feel like we’re playing tug of war and I'm the rope Am and I'm stretched to the limit F but you keep on pulling C G Am F and I'm gunna lose my goddamn mind, I'm gunna lose my mind C G Am G F C G F C G Am G F C G F C I want to hide away in the back of a cave G at the top of a mountain Am where no one can hear me and no one can see me G so I don’t have to deal with them F and they don’t have to deal with me C Cause relationships are overrated G maybe I'm just tired and jaded Am G F but I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you C G So call me anti-social call it masturbation Am F Either way it’s a solo operation C G F I'm just far more comfortable alone C It appears that apathy G Am F has gotten the best of me C G cause I'm so tired of you talking my ear off Am F about all your problems I just can’t fix C G Am F I don’t appreciate this unwanted company C and your constant chatter G Am F reminds me why I’d rather you leave me be C G So call me anti-social call it masturbation Am F Either way it’s a solo operation C G F I'm just far more comfortable alone Chorus Am G Cause people are ugly and people are hateful C G destructive and greedy F we’re proud and ungrateful Am G F the world would be so much better off without us Am So swallow a bullet G or a handful of pills C G we’re all compost in training F and there’s graves left to fill Am G F we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes Am G F we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes C It seems that everybody’s always got a bone to pick G a promise to break, never again will I make that mistake Am Of trusting anyone G trusting anyone F trusting anyone C This is my misanthropic confession G human beings are a waste of breath and Am G don’t think I excuse myself F F F F F I'm an asshole just like you Chorus Am G Cause people are ugly and people are hateful C G destructive and greedy F we’re proud and ungrateful Am G F the world would be so much better off without us Am So swallow a bullet G or a handful of pills C G we’re all compost in training F and there’s graves left to fill Am G F we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes Am G F we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes C G C (Let the C ring out) My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet.