Mikey Mcdonald

[Verso 1] C Am F G I hope you meet a boy, who's as handsome as can be C Am F G And when you're walking back to his place, he gets murdered in the street C Am F G And I hope that someone spoils the ending to your favorite show C Am F G And I hope you get an adorable puppy and it gets eaten by a crow [Refrão] F G C G Am I don't wanna wish you luck, I hope the world without me fucking sucks F G C G Am Lick my balls and kiss my nuts I hope you burn in hell you fucking slut F G I hate you so much F G Oh I hate you so much F G C I hate you cuz I miss you so much Am F G You fucking slut [Verso 2] C Am F G And I hope it's your birthday and you get caught in the rain C Am F G And then you pull out your umbrella and proceed to get hit by a train C Am F G And I hope you get convicted for a crime you didn't commit C Am F G And your cellmate's name is Helga and she makes you her bitch C Am F G And I hope you have a one night stand that you deeply regret C Am F G And you have an ugly baby with red hair and tourettes C Am I have a confession to make, see it's not you that I hate F G C Am See, I wear a mask like I'm tough and then I'll call you a bitch and then I'll call you a slut F G But deep down it's because I fucking miss you so much C Am Baby it's been so hard since you took your love away, F G my ego is destroyed and now I never get laid C Am And if you wanna come home just walk right through the door F But if you're happy without me G Then you're a fucking whoreee