MidLife Crisis

Intro: E E Go on and ring my neck G Like when a rag gets wet B/F# A little discipline A For my pet genius E My head is like lettuce G Go on, dig your thumbs in. B/F# I cannot stop giving B I'm thirtysomething. E Sense of security G Like pockets jingling B/F# A Midlife crisis E Suck ingenuity G Down through the family B (B) Tree... E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D A But without me you're only you (you're only you) E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two. E G B/F# A It's a midlife...crisis E G B/F# B It's a midlife...crisis E What an inheritance G The salt and the kleenex B/F# Morbid self-attention A Bending my pinky back E A little discipline G A donor by habit B/F# A little discipline B Rent an opinion. E Sense of security G Holding blunt instrument B/F# A Midlife crisis E I'm a perfectionist G B (B) And perfect is a skinned knee. E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D A But without me you're only you (you're only you) E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two. (E) Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah... E G It's a midlife... B/F# Crisis... E G It's a midlife... B/F# B Crisis... E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D A But without me you're only you E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two...