Mexican Dog

[INTRO: ] D A Bm G D A D D I was VERSE 1: D D A A Down on the border, on some business I'd rather not mention Bm Bm G G Gettin' involved with a woman was not my in-tention but then D A She came along, just out walking her dog and I Bm G Loved her before I'd even met her, I guess A7 A7 D D Sometimes intentions can change, sometimes not for the better well the VERSE 2: D D A A Dog didn't like me, I guess he knew where I was headin' Bm Bm G G He bit my hand, when he carried the rings at our weddin' mari- D A achis played and we sang and we swayed, but they're Bm G Right when they say love is blind, 'cos in a A7 A7 D D Month she was gone and she only left one thing be-hind Chorus 1: G D A D Now I got a Mexican dog I can't say his name he don't come when I call G D When he's not bitin' me he's lickin' his balls and I Bm G Hate him right down to his fur but Bm G A D D All I got left of her is this Mexican dog so I VERSE 3: D D A A Thought it might help, if I bought him a toy at the store Bm Bm G G He was so grateful, he left somethin' for me on my floor I kicked him D A Out every night, but by the dawn's early light he was Bm G Back sportin' some brand new smell, I'd take him A7 A7 D D Back where he came from, but I don't have directions to hell Chorus 1: BREAK: VERSE 4: D D A A I got a new girlfriend, who couldn't stop telling me what to do to Bm Bm G G Top it all off, she said she thought that little bastard was cute I said hold D A On to his leash, and wait right here for me, and he'll Bm G Show you some tricks that he knows and I A7 A7 D D Know it was wrong, but I showed her a trick of my own Chorus-VARIATION: G D A D Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls G D When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls, but we're Bm G Even far as I'm con-cerned 'cos Bm G A D D Now that dog is hers that Mexican dog Chorus-ENDING: G D A D Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls G D When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls and I Bm G Hope she got what she de-served Bm G A D A G D Now that dog is hers that Mexican