Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass

D A They told me I was lucky, Bm G To have my chance with you. D A Now last year's summer romance, Bm G Is this year's winter blues. D A I treated you so nicely, Bm G To jewelery and champagne. D A But you left me empty handed, yeah, Bm G You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed. D A Now I hope you're happy with yourself Bm G 'Cause I'm not laughing D Don't you think it's kind of A Bm G Crappy what you did this holiday? D When I gave you my heart, A You ripped it apart Bm G Like wrapping paper trash. D So I wrote you a song A Bm Hope that you sing along and it goes, G "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass." D A They say I'm losing my mind, Bm G I thought that for a while. D A I teared down decorations, Bm G They remind me of your smile. D A I hate that mistletoe, Bm G It makes me think of our first kiss. D A You bit my lip, you pulled me close, Bm G / let it ring Then you taught me how to quit. D A Now I hope you're happy with yourself Bm G 'Cause I'm not laughing D Don't you think it's kind of A Bm G Crappy what you did this holiday? D When I gave you my heart, A You ripped it apart Bm G Like wrapping paper trash. D So I wrote you a song A Bm Hope that you sing along and it goes, G "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass." Bm So sick of calling, G You won't telephone me. D A No, f**k you, girl I'm going out. Bm I gave you my all, G But our love hit a wall, D A Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling Bm G We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down. D A Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? D A Now I hope you're happy with yourself Bm G 'Cause I'm not laughing D A Don't you think it's so damn trashy Bm G What you did this holiday? D I gave you my heart, A You ripped it apart Bm G Like wrapping paper trash. D So I wrote you a song A Hope that you sing along, Bm Here it goes,