Mermaids

Bb C She was a catch We were a match Bb C I was the match That would fire up her snatch Bb C But there was a catch I was no match Bb C I was fired from her crotch Now I'll sit around and watch Bb C The mermaids sun themselves Out on the rocks Bb C They are beyond our touch I watch and watch Bb C Them wave at me, They wave at me Bb C Dm They wave and slip Back into the sea C Bb Gm All the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the water C Bb Gm And all the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the sea Bb C I believe in God I believe in mermaids too Bb C I believe in 72 virgins on a chain Why not? Why not? Bb C I believe in the rapture For I've seen your face Bb C Dm On the floor of the ocean At the bottom of the rain Bb C I do Driver Alertness Course I do Husband Alertness Course Bb C I do Mermaid Alertness Course I watch them out on the rocks Bb C They wave at me,they wave at me Bb C Dm They wave and slip back into the sea C Bb Gm All the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the water C Bb Gm And all the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the sea C Bb Gm All the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the water C Bb Gm And all the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the sea