Me and the Minibar

C Fm bring two prix fixe dinners up I’ll unwrap the plastic cups Am F it’s just us my love Am Fm it’s just us my love C Fm I will make the room up nice put your insides all on ice Am F it was real true love Am Fm it was real true love Fm close all the windows F#dim put signs on the handles Am F and strip down to my dun-dun-duns Am F you have gone so far Am Fm you have gone so far Fm and tonight F#dim C its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) C Fm candles from the walmart that every city has to have Am F that I bought last night Am Fm that I bought last night C Fm I was so excited to do such normal things with you Am F when you left last night Am Fm with your toothbrush dry Bb F no such details will spoil my plans that is the kind of girl I am C Fm can you hear room 318...? man they’re really happening... Am F they’re a wild bunch Am Fm they’re a wild bunch Fm but if they just knew F#dim what my night was coming too Am F god would they vomit and run Am F you have gone so far Am Fm you have gone too far F So tonight Fm it’s just me and the minibar F#dim nobody else Am F and I sing at the top of my lungs Am F happy birthday us Am Fm happy birthday us