Mashup Mrs. Potato Head, Pitty Party & Tag You´re It

Em If you weren't born with it D You can buy a couple ornaments C Just be sure to read the warning, kids G Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it Em D Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual C You can always call up a professional G They stick pins in you like a vegetable Em Kids forever, kids forever D Baby soft skin turns into leather C Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic (stop) No one will love you if you're unattractive Em G It's my party and I'll cry if I want to C Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) Em G I'll cry until the candles burn down this place C I'll cry until my pity party's in flames (2x) Em G Maybe if I knew all of them well C I wouldn't have been trapped inside this hell that holds me Em G Maybe if I casted out a spell C But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons Em G C Maybe it's a cruel joke on me C Whatever, whatever Em G C Just means there's way more cake for me C# (palm mute) Forever, forever Em C Running through the parking lot D Am He chased me and he wouldn't stop Em C D Am Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it Em C Grabbed my hand, pushed me down D Am Took the words right out my mouth EM C D Am Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it Em C D Am Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground Em C D Am Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself? Em C D Am Saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it" Em C D Am He's saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"