Mackenzie Cummings

capo 4 Strumming pattern: DDUUDU Chorus G C It's a true story oh oh G C It's a true story oh oh G C It's a true story oh oh G C D G It's a true story yeah yeah yeah verse 1 G C This morning I woke up G D And went for a ride, G C And some wild outlaws chased me G D And they shot me in the side. G C So I crawled into a wildcats cave G D To find a place to hide G C But some pirates found me sleeping there G D And soon they had me tied Em* C* Till a mermaid came and cut me loose G D And begged to be my bride G C So I said id come back Wednesday G D But I must admit I lied. Chorus G C It's a true story oh oh G C It's a true story oh oh G C It's a true story oh oh G C D G It's a true story yeah yeah yeah verse 2 G C Then I stepped into some quicksand G D And no matter how I tried G C I couldn’t get out, until I met G D A water snake named Clyde G C Who pulled me to some cannibals G D Who planned to have me fried G C But an eagle came and swooped me up G D And through the air we flied Em* C* But he dropped me in a boiling lake G D A thousand miles wide G C G C D And you’ll never guess what I did then--- G I DIED”