(LennonMcCartney)

G         Bm       Em      Em7       C G            Bm           Em       Em7   I read the news today oh boy, C          Em           Asus2   About a lucky man who made the grade. G                 Bm             Em        Em7   And though the news was rather sad, C              F      Em     Em7   Well I just had to laugh, C            F       Em     C   I saw the photograph. G              Bm           Em       Em7   He blew his mind out in a car, C             Em            Asus2   He didn't notice that the lights had changed, G             Bm                Em       Em7   A crowd of people stood and stared, C                  F   They'd seen his face before, Em                         Em7                         C   Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. G         Bm           Em      Em7  I saw a film today oh boy C             Em          Asus2  The English army had just won the war G            Bm            Em      Em7  A crowd of people turned away C            F  But I just had to look Em       Em7      C  Having read the book              Bm      Em   Asus2    Bm I'd love to turn     you    on.... (Orchestral climax leading to an E chord)      E                                            D Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head           E                   B Found my way downstairs and drank a cup       E              B And looking up, I noticed I was late            E                                              D Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat           E                       B Found my way upstairs and had a smoke       E                                B And somebody spoke and I went into a dream  C         G           D      A       E Aah ah ah ah   Aah ah ah  Ah ah  C         G           D      A       E       D     C    D     G Aah ah ah ah   Aah ah ah  Ah ah G             Bm            Em      Em7   I read the news today oh boy, C                Em                   Asus2   Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. G                 Bm                Em      Em7   And though the holes were rather small, C              F            They had to count them all, Em                                 Em7                      C   Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.              Bm      Em   Asus2    Bm I'd love to turn     you    on (Orchestral climax leading to a massive E chord)   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Asus2 -0- -0- -2- -2- -0- --- transcribed by Chris Sears cts@mail.utexas.edu