Knobheads On Quiz Shows

Intro E E verse 1 A D A What possessed you to apply, E Did your friends with good advice implode? A D A We should hang you up in chains E Let you rot beside the ill paved road. B Born too late for the First World War; E D The Siege of Troy was long before my time. B E D C B7 E Naseby, Jutland, Agincourt; characters perhaps from pantomime. verse 2 A D A E Authors, sport, landlocked states; capitals of Europe and their size. A A A E Breeds of dog; famous dates, kind of hoping these things don’t arise. B I don’t watch films in black and white E D The trees and clouds and birds have passed me by. B I’ll just guess and hope I’m right E D C B7 E D C B7 E The first man into space was Captain Bligh. BREAK B E Good luck back in work, they’ll’ve heard you were on B E Have you got the file for Mr Out In Round One? B E Harken a cuckoo - or is it a wren? B E D E Don’t ever darken our doorstep again.......... verse 3 A D A E Truth is beauty, beauty truth, all you know on earth – all you need to know. A D A E Superb, succinct, pity then for you it’s not quite so. B E D Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead? Duck soup, 1933. B Words beginning with K N O, E D C B7 Words that end in B H E A D........... OUTRO E D C B7 E D C B7 E D C B7 E