Killing Myself For Christmas

[Refrão] F A# Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas C F A# C I never got along real well with my mom and dad F A# yeah, I feel like killing myself for Christmas C F A# C It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had Verse: A# F C A# I could slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real messy A# F A# C I could shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize me C D E F I gonna take that mistletoe, and hang myself A# C from the Christmas tree F A# F A# F Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas F A# C A# Before I go, I think I'll hijack a mall F A# C and tell your kids, there's no such thing, as Santa F A# C And before I go, I'll steal your credit cards F A# C and max them out, before you know, I'm buying porno G F Coz that's all I want anyway F A# Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas C F A# C We never got along real well with our moms and dads C F yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas C F A# C F It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had G C Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas D G C D G We never got along real well with our moms and dads G C yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas D It'll be the best, the best, the best D the best, the best, the best D G D E G The Fucking best, Christmas they ever had G F# E D G B A G Bah, Bah, BaBah, Bah Fucking Die!