Tuning: Standard E A D G B E
It's literally two chords. How you play those chords is up to you, I guess.
F A# F A#
Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
F A#
You should really kill yourselves. (x2)
F
PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
A#
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
F
So fucking delicate like mommyâ??s fine china
A#
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
F
I got a message for these little fags trynna
A#
Be a mommyâ??s boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
F
Looking like they just had a gyne-
A#
cologist stick five fingers in your ass,
F
no lube, so what'cha gonna do?
A#
If youâ??re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2
(Oh)
N.C.
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and Iâ??m hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
F
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
A#
I only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god.)
F
And if you think youâ??re fucking grown up
A#
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
F
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
A#
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
F
Go outside and ride a bike or something
A#
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
F
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
A#
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait itâ??s your Google Glasses
F
Never mind faggot,
A#
just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
F
Iâ??m not done yet, you get up and you go home
A#
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
F
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
A#
And then you can hang yourself
N.C
Is that the end of the story?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son
F A# F A#
Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
F A#
You should really kill yourselves. (x2)
"I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole..."