Kids Say The Darndest Things

(chorus) C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing, (verse 1) F Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes, C C7 A and wearing my old hat, D D7 my four year old said, I wanna divorce, G G7 Now, where did she hear that, (chorus) C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing, (verse 2) F Last night as I watched TV, C C7 A one rushed through the door, D D7 Mommy, Dad`s telling someone on the phone, G G7 Don`t you call me here no more, (chorus) C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing, (verse 3) F If my daddy can whip your daddy, C C7 A but daddy`s never home, D and I think, mum is worried about him, G G7 cause she cried all night long, (chorus) C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing, (verse 4) F You never know what they learn at school, C C7 A and what they`re thinking of, D D7 My first grader just said a four letter word, G G7 and it sure wasn`t love, (chorus) C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing, C Dm Kids say the darndest things, D D7 have you ever listened close to the games they play, G G7 or the little songs they sing,