Kick My Ass

[Intro: ](E) (E) (N.C) Well I (E) walked up to the bar Laid down my Platinum Card And I order 50 longnecks for my new (B) friends Well, the barmaid passed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and (E) then (A) This (E) blonde slid up to me And said, "that was awful sweet" Then I saw her boyfriend (E7) Wide as he was (A) tall Well, he broke up our hug With a (E) six-foot-five-inch shove And I (B) found myself slammed up, against a (E) wall Why does (A) everybody want to kick my (E) ass I'm just (A) tryin' to have a little fun For (B) all the ones who can't And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass Well, I've (E) never been the kind To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get a(B)long I throw parties all the time And they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the (E) dawn (A) Well my (E) style of stress relief Sometimes, disturbs the peace The police show up, cut (E7) doughnuts in my (A) yard And while the Zepplin's playin' loud They run (E) off my party crowd They (B) cuff my wrists and throw me down, so (E) hard Repeat Chorus Steel Guitar Solo Lead Guitar Solo And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast Why does (A) everybody (B) want It seems like (A) everybody (B) wants Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass