Jingle Fists

G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G A D7 Get your fists a flyin? have a happy holiday, hey G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G D7 G Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. G C Dashin? to the Mall, I found a parkin? space C D7 G But then I seen a faster car had jumped right in my place G C I think he shocked his self, how fast he could vamoose C D7 G When I jumped out from behind the wheel and knocked both his lungs loose G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G A D7 Get your fists a flyin? in them shoppin? malls today, hey G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G D7 G Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. G C I went into the store. To get my money back C D7 G On a Christmas choo choo train, that wouldn?t stay on the track G C They said their policy was to make an exchange instead C D7 G So I reached over there and exchanged that train for some pop knots on their heads G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G A D7 Get your fists a flyin? in them shoppin? malls today, hey G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G D7 G Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. G C A day or two ago, I found a Christmas tree C D7 G I grabbed it up, but some ol? boy had grabbed same time as me G C He wouldn?t let it go but quite to his surprise C D7 G How soon he loosened up his grip, when I dotted both his eyes G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G A D7 Get your fists a flyin? have a happy holiday, hey G Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way C G D7 G Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. C G D7 A G G D7 G Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day.