If Youre Feeling Sinister

Intro: B -F# Verse 1: B Anthony walked to his death F# Because he'd thought he'd never feel this way again B If he goes back to the house F# Then things would go from bad to worse what could he do? He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that Wednesday And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because Ebm It's bound to be less boring than today B F# It's bound to be less boring than tomorrow F# B B Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep She was into S&M and bible studies Ebm Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me B Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one Ebm Her cup of tea she would admit to me B F# Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one Hilary went to the catholic church because she wanted information The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation Saint Teresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovely But it doesn't interest, the only thing she wants to know is How and why and where to go How and why and where to follow How and why and where to go How and why and where to follow Ebm But if you are feeling sinister C# Go off and see a minister B F# He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever <Follow the same pattern for the rest of the song, it's quite easy to follow from now on> Belle & Sebastian fans would be well advised to browse Paul Mitchell's appealing site 'Sinister' at www.ph.ed.ac.uk/~mitchell/sinister/