I Must Stop Going To Parties

Intro: G Em D [Refrão] G Em G Em I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em C D My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin G Em G Em G I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Em C D Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about verse 1: N.C. C Am For instance, take last Friday, when Terry came to tea C Em I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me C Am He said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill C Em D I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will [Refrão] G Em G Em I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em C D My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin G Em G Em G I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Em C D Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about verse 2: N.C. C Am You see the same old faces, you've seen them all before C Em You're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door C Am Then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's-it's-name C Em D Daug I said, "I fink you're out of date, mate, shouldn't that be, ah, the other place" [Refrão] G Em G Em I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em C D My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin G Em G Em G I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Em C D Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out C D G N.C. I must stop going to parties and hanging about Oy! Instrumental: D D Am7 D G Em G Em G Em C D G Em G Em G Em C D C D G (*pause*) verse 3: (**spoken**) N.C. C Am C Oh, the punch has all been drunk and the drunks have all been punched Em The magistrate's irate and the doctor, er, he's out to lunch C Am I don't know why I came in here, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, such a weak-kneed creep C Em D Daug I must stop going to parties, yeah, I got to get some sleep N.C. "Excuse me" - "Yeah, Terry here. Want to come to a party?" - "Oh no!" OUTRO: G Em G Em G Em C D C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about C D G I must stop going to parties and hanging about