I'm Still A Guy

Intro: D D/F# G D/F# Em A D D D/F# G D/F# When you see a deer you see Bambi Em A D I see antlers up on the wall D D/F# G D/F# You see a lake you think picnics and I see Em A A large mouth up under that log G D You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me G A In some ways well maybe you might Em D/F# G D/F# Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what Em A D Remember I'm still a guy D D/F# G D/F# When you see a priceless French painting Em A D I see a drunk naked girl D D/F# G D/F# You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy Em A And I'd like to give it a whirl G D Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of G A And in a weak moment I might Em D/F# G D/F# Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall Em A D But remember I'm still a guy A G D And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car A G Write a love song that makes you cry A G D/F# Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Bm A G Cause he copped a feel as you walked by D D/F# G D/F# I can hear you now talking to your friends Em A D Saying yea girls he's come a long way D D/F# G D/F# From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club Em A And building a fire in a cave G D When you say a backrub means only a backrub G A Then you swat my hand when I try Em D/F# G D/F# Well now what can I say at the end of the day Em A D Honey I'm still a guy A G D And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car A G Write a love song that makes you cry A G D/F# Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Bm A G Cause he copped a feel as you walked by D D/F# G D/F# These days there's dudes getting facials Em A D Manicured waxed and botoxed D D/F# G D/F# With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands Em A You can't grip a tackle box G D Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered G A It's hip now to be feminized Em D/F# G D/F# I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair Em A D Yea Honey I'm still a guy Em D/F# And my eyebrows ain't plucked G D/F# There's a gun in my truck Em A D Oh thank God I'm still a guy