I Hate Banks

Simplificar Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: ACapotraste: Sem capotraste As recorded by Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper (From the 1986 Album FRENZY) [Intro] E A N.C. A Bo [Verse 1] A Well, I hate banks, I just can't stand 'em A Gimme a shovel and, man, I'll plant 'em D Six feet under, that's where they belong A "I Hate Banks" is the name of this song E I think I'll rob myself one or two N.C. A I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you? [Verse 2] A Well, lend me a nickel and lend me a dime A Repossess my house any old time D Financial institutions A Think they're so high falutin' E Just a bunch of fruits in three-piece suits, yeah N.C. Tryin' to steal all my loot [Bridge] D Things are smellin' mighty rank A We must be near a stinky bank D Smells worse than Rockefeller's feet E N.C. E N.C. A Wall Street can eat my meat [Verse 3] A Yeah, throw the money changers outta the temple A I hate banks, it's just that simple D A Royal Crown pomade tin A N.C. Is the best thing to keep your money in, yeah N.C. Mason jar is okay too A N.C. A If you see a bank, well, you know what to do [Verse 4] A Now, lemme tell you people something A The only banks I like, well, I like Ernie Banks alright D A And I like the banks of the Mississippi River E N.C. Yeah, and I like banks of Fender twin-reverb electric guitar amplifiers behind me E D A E Ragin' on the stagin' [Bridge] A N.C. Well, when I walk in, they treat me like a dog N.C. Wanna hit 'em in the head with a doo-doo log A N.C. Republicans, one and all A N.C. Their tallywhackers are mighty small D N.C. Stealin' from the poor and give to the rich E N.C. A Wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch [Verse 5] A Yeah, see that teller with the blue hair A Giving me the evil-eye stare N.C. Won't cash my check, don't like my ID D N.C. Got the security guard after me E If I was P. F. Sloan N.C. A I'd say the Dow Jones can suck my bone, yeah, alright A Everybody say these three magic words A I want you to help me say the words, I want you to repeat after me, here we go N.C. I hate banks (I hate banks) N.C. Can't stand 'em N.C. I hate banks N.C. Don't like 'em N.C. I hate banks N.C. Bunch of foo-foos N.C. I hate banks N.C. Pop 'em like a big zit N.C. I hate banks [Verse 5] A I hate banks, just can't stand 'em A Gimme a shovel and man, I'll plant 'em D Six feet under, that's where they belong N.C. "I Hate Banks" is the name of this song E I think I'll rob myself one or two N.C. A I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you? [Verse 6] A Now lemme tell you something else D I'm not real fond of the phone company either, you know? A Yeah, and I don't like the cable TV company E N.C. You know why I don't like the cable TV company? N.C. 'Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky! N.C. They don't have to pay nothin' for it N.C. I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes N.C. And get me one of them there, climb the pole and stick the thing in N.C. I ain't gonna pay for it, no! [Outro] E A