I Don't Belong In This Club

[Intro ]G B Em C G B Some guy skipped in front of me, can't believe I paid an entry fee Em C And I don't even got the energy, to smile for a selfie G B And I know that I should go home, but I'm still standing here so Em C I guess one more for the road, I wanna raise a toast so G B This one's for the sparklers, dudes wearing shades in the darkness Em C But hats off to the DJ, same song twice in an evening G B Em (Oh!) Save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it) C G/B G/A G I don't belong in this club B Em One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance) C G/B G/A G 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) B I was waiting in line for an hour Em C Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause G B Em (Oh!) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) C G/B G/A G I don't belong in this club, no G B Em Hopped out of the Uber (Uber), I was feeling myself (goddamn) C Had the polo with the bolo (I did), with some eel on the belt (hoo) G B Em Walked up to the bouncer (hey what's up man?), whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore) C He said, "Mackler, who?" (it's me), "you gotta wait like everybody else" G B Shoulda stayed on the sofa, forgot I hate being social Em C G And I miss my ex-girl, this Drake song making me 'motional (girl, you hurt my feelings) B Em I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh), I only came here to dance (wassup?) C G The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no), and what do I do with my hands? (it's awkward) B Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up Em C And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much G B 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut Em C And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight", ah fuck G B Em (Oh!) Save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it) C G/B G/A G I don't belong in this club B Em One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance) C G/B G/A G 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) B I was waiting in line for an hour Em C Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause G B Em (Oh!) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) C G/B G/A C I don't belong in this club Em Am And to think that I've waited all week (no) C Em Am To get someone's drink spilled over me (I) D Em C D I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no I don't, no I don't, do-o o-o o-on't) Em C G/B G/A G D I'd do anything to get out of this club G B Em Save me, can't take it C Cmmaj7 G I don't belong in this club B Em One dance, no chance C G/B G/A G 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (oh!) B I was waiting in line for an hour Em C Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause G B Em (Oh!) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) C G/B G/A G I don't belong in this club