I Did It For The Toys

A Santa kissed me under the mistletoe B E F# A Tasted like egg nog and it was gross B E F# Said he was lonely and it had been A B E a while The elves run frantic when F# A they see that look in his eyes B E F# He sat me down and went on and A B E on Wouldn't shut up about how F# A B Mrs. Claus had gone He said the E F# plumber must've done something A B E right He fixed her pipes then F# A she paid him back all [Refrão] B E F# Through the night A B Fa la la la E F# Fa la la la la A B Fa la la la E F# A Fa la la la la B E F# A Santa kissed me under the mistletoe B E F# I kept wondering how far this would A B E F# go We talked and drank until it was A B E light Then the bartender kicked us F# A out cause we got into a fight B E F# But I kept thinking of the swag A B E for free Besides the old geezer F# A B needs some company Well I've E F# been broke this year it wouldn't A B E be so bad I hate to admit F# A it but he's the best I've B E F# Ever had A B Fa la la la E F# Fa la la la la A B Fa la la la E F# A Fa la la la la A B Fa la la la E F# A Fa la la la la E Santa kissed me and I kissed him D#m back but I did it for the toys D Figured I could get something C#m more than I did from other boys E Santa kissed me and I kissed D#m him back but I did it for D the toys Smiled at me and C#m wanted to see if I would Guitar Solo B E F# A x4 Drumbeats B E Well he's a pervert you F# A can tell by his smile B E Or check the NAMBLA F# membership locked A B in his files That big E F# red suit and jolly face A B is a disguise He only does E F# it for the joys of little A kids bouncing on his thighs B E He drives me crazy now F# A he calls me all the time B E F# I'm gonna dump him as soon A B as I get what's mine Guess E F# I should really reveal my A B family ties He won't get E a clue so I hit him F# with a matzo ball A Right between Chorus 4 B E F# The eyes A B Fa la la la E F# Fa la la la la A B Fa la la la E F# A Fa la la la la A B Fa la la la E F# A Fa la la la la E Santa kissed me and I kissed him D#m back but I did it for the toys D Figured I could get something C#m more than I did from other boys E Santa kissed me and I kissed D#m him back but I did it for D the toys Smiled at me and C#m wanted to see if I would E Santa kissed me and I kissed him D#m back but I did it for the toys D Figured I could get something C#m more than I did from other boys E Santa kissed me and I kissed D#m him back but I did it for D the toys Smiled at me and C#m wanted to see if I would what a loser!