How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

Intro D D/C# Bm A [Verso 1] D D/C# I didn't see this coming Bm A D Was this a prank you played on me? D/C# Like a murderer in an alley Bm A D You caught me off guard with what you did D/C# I trashed my whole apartment Bm A D Looking for clues I couldn't see D/C# God, we're a dumpster fire Bm A Don't you blame it on me [Pré-Refrão] D Do you hit it from the back? Bm G Does she do the things I didn't? D Does she call you "daddy"? Bm A I just wanna know the reason [Refrão] D D/C# Call him on the phone, listen to him talking Bm A Do your hair and makeup early in the morning D D/C# Be a noble girl, make him dinner and go down Bm A Look him in the eyes, but also ask bout his hometown D D/C# Tell him he's the one, tell him it's forever Bm A Do your fuckin best, but don't show much effort D D/C# If you didn't know, I can show you the way Bm A D This is how you lose a guy in 10 days [Verso 2] D D/C# Now go tell your friends I'm crazy Bm A D Tell them I'm boring and I'm dumb D/C# Don't drunk dial and call me "baby" Bm A D I'm not your baby, ask your mom D/C# It took you less than two weeks Bm A D To butcher my heart and wash your hands D/C# Bm Now I gotta do what's best for me A But I gotta ask... [Pré-Refrão] D Does she fake it real good? Bm G Does she do the things I didn't? D Tell me, is this why you left? Bm A I just wanna know the reason [Refrão] D D/C# Call him on the phone, listen to him talking Bm A Do your hair and makeup early in the morning D D/C# Be a noble girl, make him dinner and go down Bm A Look him in the eyes, but also ask bout his hometown D D/C# Tell him he's the one, tell him it's forever Bm A Do your fuckin best, but don't show much effort D D/C# If you didn't know, I can show you the way Bm A D This is how you lose a guy in 10 days [Ponte] G How did we get this way? F#m Yelling never talking Bm Slamming doors like doing chores A It's honestly exhausting G One day down this lonely road F#m You'll think of me Bm And how I didn't lose you A Instead you have lost me [Refrão] D D/C# Call him on the phone, listen to him talking Bm A Do your hair and makeup early in the morning D D/C# Be a noble girl, make him dinner and go down Bm A Look him in the eyes, but also ask bout his hometown D D/C# Tell him he's the one, tell him it's forever Bm A Do your fuckin best, but don't show much effort D D/C# If you didn't know, I can show you the way Bm A D This is how you lose a guy in 10 days