Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

[Intro ] (Drums only / Spoken) Turn it up some! Alright boys, this is her favorite song You know that right So, if we play it good and loud She might get up and dance again (E5) (E5) Ooh, she put her beer down (E5) Here she comes (E5) Here she comes (E5) Left left left right left Whoo (E5) Husslers shootin' eightball Throwin' darts at the wall Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall Here she comes, Lord help us all (F#5) Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done (G) slapped him outta his chair (A) Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault It's (C) so hard not to (D) stare At that (E5) honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it (A5) goin' on Like Donkey Kong And (E5) whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There (F#5) outta be a law Get the (G) Sheriff on the phone (A) Lord have mercy, how's she even (C) get them britches (D) on With that (E5) honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son) Now (E5) Honey, you can't blame her For what her mama gave her You ain't gotta hate her For workin' that money-maker (F#5) Band shuts down at two But we're (G) hangin' out till three We (A) hate to see her go But (C) love to watch her (D) leave Repeat Chorus Solo We don't (A) care bout the drinkin' Barely listen to the band Our (E) hands, they start a shakin' When she gets the urge to dance Drivin' (F#5) everybody crazy You (G5) think you fell in love (A5) Boys, you better keep your distance You can (C5) look but you can't (D5) touch Repeat Chorus Spoken: (E5) That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do (E5) It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey (E5) It's for the badonkadonk Fade Out