History Of The World Part One

G Eb F F I just hit the ground, boy, have I arrived? Tell the dinosaurs, they just won't survive Eb Bb F F So I fell, and you just laughed, you think that I can't stand To see me trip this way, you think I'm second hand G Eb F F I have seen it all, she's the only one She belongs to me, I'm the lonely one Eb Bb F F Counting sheep and swatting flies, you think there's no more left Talk is cheap, how many lies sustain a single breath? G Bb Eb Bb Adam Chance and Zorro Take them with a pinch of salt Sad about tomorrow Sorry, but it's not my fault F G While they were shooting at the moon Eb Bb Somebody croaked and no one heard F G What's a sin or two Eb F F F F In the history of the world G Eb F F Someone said to me, "Why d'ya play so loud?" What do you want from me, you corrupt the crowd Eb Bb F F Miles of print you'd think, we'd thought of nothing else There's more important things than ink and decibels G Bb Eb Bb Leave it to tomorrow Corporal Clott and Stalingrad They're the ones to follow They're the ones that make me glad F G Nobody alive and no one left Eb Bb Nobody cares or ain't you heard F G Looks like I'll take my dying breath Eb F F F F F F F F In the history of the world BREAK: G G F G x2 G G Dm Eb x2 A A G F x2 F F F F F F The history of the world, part one END: E D C C x2 E G C