Here's Your Sign

[INTRO: ]G (Spoken over INTRO): B.E.: Hey Neal! N.M.: Yeah buddy? B.E.: I am sick and tired of people makin' fun of our president and our country N.M.: I agree with ya. B.E.: Well, why don't we tell the American people how we feel? N.M.: Well let me start. B.E.: Go ahead. G Well they oughta take the "Dixie" out of the Dixie Chicks D C G Don't let 'em back in Texas, their assess should be kicked G For puttin' down our president from the other side of the pond D C G Let's send 'em over to Iraq to hang out with Saddam D C G They stated their opinion, and now I'm statin' mine D And they stuck their foot right in their mouth C G Hey Chicks! (mmm-hmmm) here's your sign (SPOKEN OVER G): N.M.: You tell 'em Bill! B.E.: I will. N.M.: What about that cat out there where you live? B.E.: Yeah, yeah we're real proud of him. G Old Michael Moore got his award and started talkin' trash D C We oughta take that Oscar (watch out), and shove it up his-- G Ask me how I really feel and I will take the chance D C G To tell you we should box him up and ship his ass to France! (off to France) D C G Some Hollywood celebrities run their mouths all the time D Well they oughta think before they speak C G Hey Michael! (listen up) here's your sign (SPOKEN OVER G): B.E.: Alright Neal, we're both proud Texans. N.M.: Proud Texans. B.E.: So let's tell 'em how we feel. N.M.: Alright. G When you hear "don't mess with Texas," we mean just what we say D C G That goes the same for every state in the good ol' USA G 'Cause our president and Tommy Franks are gonna stand their ground D C G So if you're thinkin' about attackin' us, oh we're gonna hunt ya down! D C G So all you crazy idiots can run but you can't hide D 'Cause we're closin' in on you C Hey Saddam! Mustafah! Osama! Kadaffi! And my favorite, Jack Surac (oh, Jack) here's your sign (SPOKEN OVER G): N.M.: Jack Surac...I think it's Jacques B.E.: "jock" is what an athlete wears you moron