Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Bb A C Dm C Dm C (Dm) Bb A C Dm Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room the walls lean (Dm) in to listen Bb A (C) Dm (C) Dm C (Dm) Bb A C Surf out blank waves, clicking back and forth like old headlights sniffing Dm (Dm) bottled you again. Bb A C Dm C Dm C Bb A Head like a steel trap, wish I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, C Dm (Dm) (Bb) I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I don’t… Bb A C Dm C Dm C Bb A C Dm Just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness. Bb A C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb A C (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your Dm (Dm) wedding band? Bb A C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would A C Dm (Dm) convince me to call it a night? F F/E Dm Bb (F) I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. F F/E Dm Bb Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. D5 E F G The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through. D5 E F G The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling… ( Bb A C Dm C Dm C ) (Dm) ( Bb A C Dm ) (Dm) Bb A Dm Tempest in a teacup, get unique. Bb A C Dm (Dm) Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth Bb A C Dm C Dm It’s a sign,(it’s a sign) It’s a sign,(it’s a sign) (C) Bb A C Dm (Dm) It’s a sign, what if you peaked early. Bb A C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb A C (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your Dm (Dm) wedding band? Bb A C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would A C Dm (Dm) convince me to call it a night? Bb A C Dm C Dm C Bb A C Dm (Dm) Does he, does he know the way to worship our love? Bb A C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb A C (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your Dm (Dm) wedding band? F F/E Dm Bb (F) I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. F F/E Dm Bb Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. ("Turn-Up") D5 E F G The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through. D5 E F G The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling… Bb A C Dm C Dm C Bb A C Dm Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know (Dm) Bb Oh oh oh, whoa-oh… A C Dm C Dm C Bb A C Dm Dm Dm Does he know? Does he know, does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh! oh! oh! F F/E Dm Bb F I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. (F) F/E Dm Bb Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. F F/E Oh, the last time you came through, Dm Bb Oh darling, I know what you’re going through. F Bb The last time you came through, Dm Bb (let ring) Oh, darling I know what you’re going through. (special chords) F/E D5 E |--------------| B |-(10)---------| G |--9------7----| D |--10-----7----| A |--7------5----| E |--------------|