Hairy Ass Hillbillies

D Bm G D D Bm This song it was written down G D In a pea green windowless room Bm Four o'clock and the TV's dead E7 A Wired up with nothin' to do D D7 I drunk all my whiskey I smoked all my beer G D I'm already gone I just got here Bm An old hairy ass hillbilly G D Still up and hangin' on D Bm G D D Bm Made me think of a similar time G D In the Tropicannibal motel Bm Takin' showers 'bout every hour E7 A 'Cause I wasn't really feelin' well D D7 Well in walked the Alabama Leanin' Man G D His ol' buddy Billy Swann Bm Two old hairy ass hillbillies G D Still up and hangin' on Chorus: G A D Takes a friend to make you laugh G D A slap on the back Bm A someone who knows right where you're at G A Bm G A friend in town who just heard you're around D A G Came by see how you're gettin' along D Bm G D D Bm Most people go out to clubs G D Just to see an electric dildo Bm A human jutebox who loves to play E7 A Every single song they know D D7 But they don't care if you blow your soul G D They usually stand up and tell you so Bm And leave that hairy ass hillbilly G D Still up and hangin' on D Bm G D D Bm So wherever you may be tonight G D I wish you luck Bm You may be with a friend of yours E7 A And may your friend be your lady love D D7 But if you gotta go and do a show G D And afterwards you got no where to go Bm You're just a hairy ass hillbilly G D Still up and hangin' on D Bm G D Chorus: G A D Takes a friend to make you laugh G D A slap on the back Bm A someone who knows right where you're at G A Bm G A friend in town who just heard you're around D A G Came by see how you're gettin' along D Bm G D