Grandad's Got A Bone

G'day Kevy Wilson fans. Here's a good one and it aint real hard. Once you get you timing going on the strummin' it's smooth sailing to learn. I am also very happy to hear from a few other KBW fans lately and I'm happy to take requests. Good talking to ya's all. Legendary stuff! Drop us a quick email and tell me what you reckon. I do reply to every one. Ocultar tablatura Intro: D D e ----------2--------------2------ b ----------3--------------3------ g ----------2--------------2------ d --------0-0------------0-0------ a --3-0-3----------3-0-3---------- e -------------------------------- Verse 1: D The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursin' home floor G He'd been wankin' and fell out of his chair. A And as he fell on his guts his calostomy bust D Splatterin' muck and guck and shit everywhere. D It was all up the wall on the matron and all G It was caked on her apron and hair. A A And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger A D Just sat there with his cock in his hand. Verse 2: D Oh, couldn't been a worse day 'cause it was his birthday G With the rellies rally'd all 'round his bed. A Absolutely amazed that he'd actually made D Another birthday 'cause he should have been dead. D With all that fuckin' and fightin' that he'd done in his life G He should have been hung years ago. A A By any number of blokes who's missus he'd poked A D With that monster he was strokin' there now. [Refrão] D Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy A Grandad's got a bone. Somebody better get Nana in quick D We promised her we'd phone. D He's O.D.d on viagra G Call Grandmother up on the phone. A Grandad's got a stiffy D Grandad's got a bone. Instrumental: D G A D Verse 3: D But he just couldn't stop wankin' so we chucked on a blanket G So the women and kids couldn't see. A His battered banana hangin' out his pajamas D And the come stain and shit on the sheets. D But that filthy old bastard sat cacklin' and laughin' G Just wavin' his slug in the air. A A And by the look in his eye, matron knew it was time A D Everybody get the fuck out of here. Chorus: D 'Cause Grandad's got a stiffy A Grandad's got a bone. Somebody better get Nana in quick D We promised her we'd phone. D He's pullin' him self ta pieces G Call Grandmother up on the phone. A Grandad's got a stiffy D Grandad's got a bone. [Refrão] D Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy A Grandad's got a bone. Somebody better get Nana in quick D We promised her we'd phone. D 'Cause Grandad's goin' ballistic G Call Grandmother up on the phone. A Grandad's got a stiffy D Grandad's got a bone. A Grandad's got a stiffy D Grandad's got a bone.