Cifra de Grandad's Got A Bone - Wilson, Kevin Bloody
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G'day Kevy Wilson fans.
Here's a good one and it aint real hard.
Once you get you timing going on the strummin' it's smooth sailing to learn.
I am also very happy to hear from a few other KBW fans lately and I'm happy to take requests.
Good talking to ya's all. Legendary stuff!
Drop us a quick email and tell me what you reckon. I do reply to every one.
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Verse 1:
The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursin' home floor
He'd been wankin' and fell out of his chair.
And as he fell on his guts his calostomy bust
Splatterin' muck and guck and shit everywhere.
It was all up the wall on the matron and all
It was caked on her apron and hair.
And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger
Just sat there with his cock in his hand.
Verse 2:
Oh, couldn't been a worse day 'cause it was his birthday
With the rellies rally'd all 'round his bed.
Absolutely amazed that he'd actually made
Another birthday 'cause he should have been dead.
With all that fuckin' and fightin' that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago.
By any number of blokes who's missus he'd poked
With that monster he was strokin' there now.
[Refrão] D
Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick
We promised her we'd phone.
He's O.D.d on viagra
Call Grandmother up on the phone.
A
Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
Instrumental: D G A D
Verse 3:
But he just couldn't stop wankin' so we chucked on a blanket
So the women and kids couldn't see.
His battered banana hangin' out his pajamas
And the come stain and shit on the sheets.
But that filthy old bastard sat cacklin' and laughin'
Just wavin' his slug in the air.
And by the look in his eye, matron knew it was time
Everybody get the fuck out of here.
Chorus:
'Cause Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick
We promised her we'd phone.
He's pullin' him self ta pieces
Call Grandmother up on the phone.
A
Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
[Refrão] D
Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick
We promised her we'd phone.
'Cause Grandad's goin' ballistic
Call Grandmother up on the phone.
A
Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.
A
Grandad's got a stiffy
Grandad's got a bone.