Grammar Nazi

Intro: D A G A (4X) verse 1 D A G A D A G A See I like a boy cute and nice and tall D A G But there's one problem (Guess what?) A D A G A He couldn't spell right at all D A G And I know that's not the end all be-all A D A G But it really kinda blows A D A G Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) A D A G A And sometimes, it shows Pre-Chorus Bm G My momma told me it's unwise D A To like a boy who is just nice Bm G Who couldn't put apostrophe s's D A On his possessives G A And don't look at me when I look at you G Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!) A Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) [Refrão] D A G A I'm not a nazi D A G A I just care about good grammar D A G Hey paparazzi (okay) A D A I just said that ?cause it rhymed G A But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me D A G A verse 2 D A G A D A G A You type "lose" with one o if you're losing your mind D A G And two Os for describing A D A G A Bowel movements of any kind D A You see "your"? and "you're" G A D A G A They're two, two different things, baby D A It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused G A D A G A But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah Pre-Chorus Bm G My momma told me it's unwise D A To like a boy who is just nice Bm G Who couldn't put apostrophe s's D A On his possessives G A And don't look at me when I look at you G Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!) A Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) [Refrão] D A G A I'm not a nazi D A G A I just care about good grammar D A G Hey paparazzi (okay) A D A I just said that ?cause it rhymed G A But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me D A G A Bridge D A I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement G A If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment D A You never say "Dogs barks"? you just say "bark" G A Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park D A Double negatives and all its relatives G A Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song D I'm gonna break it down to you A G I hate it when you say 'furnitures'? A When you mean 'pieces of furniture'? D A Let the plural be pluralized G A The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised D A G It's TO to direct, TOO for 'too much'?, TWO is a number A Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge D THERE'S two baby cubs A And THEIR momma lion G A And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day D A G If you're debating 'if I was'? versus 'If I were'?, I say Who would you believe more? A Bieber or Beyonce [Refrão] D A G A I'm not a nazi D A G A I just care about good grammar D A G Hey paparazzi (okay) A D A I just said that ?cause it rhymed G A But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me D A G A I'm not a nazi D A G A I just care about good grammar D A G Hey paparazzi (okay) A D A I just said that ?cause it rhymed G A But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me